our sister's back from the dead!!!' Eden said this while we were playing Barbie's the other night.

MOTHER OF PEARL!!!' Apparently, Jaren did something that wasn't to Eden's liking! February 2009 'Hey. I'm gonna punch her in the face!' ~Eden (5) After I gave Oliver a haircut he said, 'Mom! I still have delicate soft hair!' ~Oliver (7) Eden saying to Ollie, 'You're an Elf and I'm Chinese!' 12/28/08 Oliver said this to my Uncle Dave on the phone when I was in the hospital in Iowa City, 'She (me) takes 18 pills a day so she can pee and poop.' January 2009 Eden exclaimed, 'Oh, Jaren. 'HULK IS ANGRY!' 'She (The Tooth Fairy) will come, I just know it! And if she doesn't. One day while we were driving down a pothole ridden street in our green van dubbed 'THE HULK', I hit a huge pothole and veered to the side of the road. LUMPY FARTS had entered my clothing and made me stink to high heaven!!! the impending doom was upon me and I farted and could feel something more. as we are rounding the corner of Walden Books. so as we are briskly walking (running would have just let my insides loose) I'm trying to squeeze my buttcheeks together to keep anything on the inside of my body from coming to the outside of my body!!! But. So I grab Eden by the hand and we hi-tail it out of the store toward the restrooms in BFE! I just knew that I wasn't going to make it and I knew that I was going to SHART in my pants. because Ed was sick the day before and I knew that he had given it to me. NOW!!! I just knew that I was going to crap my pants. like a voice whispering with a sense of urgency. Eden and I go through the mall and stop by an asian gift shop to buy my brother, Bryan a late birthday gift.

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